Trump should play Xi Jinping in a round of golf for tariff rights
auroraavm on
If they announced just the 104% tariffs alone, we’d stillbe crashing tbh
Educational_Bag_1923 on
Ya’ll are very yippy in here
Loufrancisbacon on
CPI for tomorrow is already bullish. Tomorrow is exciting
dixontide23 on
puts all day on all things ever, except wendy’s cuz y’all gonna keep them in business
Kants_wet_dream on
The market was desperate for good news. All the buy the dip fags were just waiting for one semi-positive news story
alexbizzy on
All china has to do is say you’re cappin dawg
cleptocurrently on
RIP Joe Rogan
xmilklizardx on
tesla gamma squeeze will potentially be insane.
aethermar on
Perma-anything is a stupid stance to take
Being a bear right now is not a good position. Save that for a few weeks down the line when the market doesn’t soar over everything
netflix-ceo on
I think now markets will just ignore whatever 🥭 says and keep on running their course
Captain_Lameson on
The loss of 3 450P was balanced out by 1 520C today. I’d have made more if I had not sold 2/3 520C just before the news broke for a loss.
GotBannedAgain_2 on
Got liquidated. Had $666 leftover. Got SPX 5925 call expiring 5/2 for $650 b4 the closing bell. I am done. This was my last attempt. I did quite good since mid December. Thought I could do it. But after almost 80K in total losses…yeah…time to pack it up. Thank u guys for everything. I mean it. I wish u all da best. Bye!
AHarmlessPear on
If I had waited literally 10-30 more seconds my two spy calls would be up 2000 percent. I’m sick I sold so early!!
X211499Reddit on
“White House advisors claim the flip flop was always the strategy, suggesting that the past week of massive tariffs that triggered huge market losses was all for show.”
This administration can’t be real can it
luchinocappuccino on
Can’t believe I’m alive to watch the Executive Branch do rug pulls on meme coins and pump and dumps on the SP500
korbs23 on
I will look back on who the real bulls/fake bulls were later tonight 
GuyFaulks77 on
It’s not too late for calls. We’ve got a long way to go upward.
SULT_4321 on
Everybody note the hyperdildonic Hulk volume spike at 3:59.59 , designed to make aftermarket keep pumping.
fallout3king83 on
CPI and PPI next two day buckle up more insanity
changez1 on
HAHA BEAR DOWNVOTING GONNA BE THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
HighwayExotic2808 on
Knowing his “instincts” wouldn’t be shocked if he issued 50% tariffs on pharma overnight 
DryBicycle5629 on
#SPY 700 EOY
bangarangbonanza on
Someone is getting hosed tomorrow
Same-Brilliant2014 on
Lol trump followed the first rule of facing a bear, ball up and play dead. Caved😂😂😂
Owwwccchhh on
Why do bols think we’re going to keep climbing in the morning? Seems unlikely to me.
bidahtibull on
Cars, Steel and Aluminium still have a tariff of 25%.
Mexico and Canada 25% for goods outside the USMCA.
EU still pushing tariffs imo…
Ijustquaffed on
why wouldnt trump just buy 1 trillion worth of 0dte calls, tweet out the pause, and college 36 trillion to pay off the national debt
is he stupid?
Normal-Ear-5757 on
I am deliberately trying to lose money so I am shorting the US30 and have set the stop loss to the amount of money I want to lose ($466).
eclectic_elm on
if testla can go up 22%, surely spy can too
TotalRisk519 on
I can’t wait for earnings when every company doesn’t have guidance because tariffs and we sell off
idanfl8 on
This is horrible
wattap on
TOM LEE ON CNBC : “YES MY DICK IS BIG”
BushLov3r on
Dude my emojis are big again what the fuck
godfather232323 on
i am scared to touch both calls and put at the moment 
youreaditfirst on
So wait. He was all big ball Donnie but Gyna made him stfu and go back on his tarrifs? So now he’s looking like a bitch?
FawningDeer37 on
Felt like Buffett watching that shit rise for a minute.
Then I remembered I had nothing to do with it.
Loose-Dimension-254 on
Ok if china dumps us bonds basically inflation goes up, no rate cut from fed, 10y goes up US debt goes to the moon, dxy goes down ecc ecc.. I cant see anything bullish but somehow market did +10% today.
DamnMyAPGoinCrazy on
We had a 12% move on QQQ and there are basically 0 Bols here lmao we’re going higher
JoChase956 on
Banbet Spy 530 90 days
SignificantGlove9869 on
bears going full conspiracy mode. guess this is the final stage of mental meltdown.
Heineken_500ml on
Bers, fries in the bag, two ketchup packets.
Chop chop I don’t have all day.
bootygggg on
Spy 650 by July
VisualMod on
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/ForceAlive8795 made a bet that SPY would go to 475.0 within **16 hours** when it was 490.559 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Honestly, I wanted to see 300s SPY
Bubbledood on
There were some pretty convincing bear theories floating around early this morning. I was smart enough to not listen to them but not dumb enough to inverse.
tortu995 on
This admin is fucking retail and non investors so ackman and dimon can vulture on them either pumping or dumping. Disgusting, made money today so not that mad but a rigged market is worth zero.
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Trump should play Xi Jinping in a round of golf for tariff rights
If they announced just the 104% tariffs alone, we’d stillbe crashing tbh
Ya’ll are very yippy in here
CPI for tomorrow is already bullish. Tomorrow is exciting
puts all day on all things ever, except wendy’s cuz y’all gonna keep them in business
The market was desperate for good news. All the buy the dip fags were just waiting for one semi-positive news story
All china has to do is say you’re cappin dawg
RIP Joe Rogan
tesla gamma squeeze will potentially be insane.
Perma-anything is a stupid stance to take
Being a bear right now is not a good position. Save that for a few weeks down the line when the market doesn’t soar over everything
I think now markets will just ignore whatever 🥭 says and keep on running their course
The loss of 3 450P was balanced out by 1 520C today. I’d have made more if I had not sold 2/3 520C just before the news broke for a loss.
Got liquidated. Had $666 leftover. Got SPX 5925 call expiring 5/2 for $650 b4 the closing bell. I am done. This was my last attempt. I did quite good since mid December. Thought I could do it. But after almost 80K in total losses…yeah…time to pack it up. Thank u guys for everything. I mean it. I wish u all da best. Bye!
If I had waited literally 10-30 more seconds my two spy calls would be up 2000 percent. I’m sick I sold so early!!
“White House advisors claim the flip flop was always the strategy, suggesting that the past week of massive tariffs that triggered huge market losses was all for show.”
This administration can’t be real can it
Can’t believe I’m alive to watch the Executive Branch do rug pulls on meme coins and pump and dumps on the SP500
I will look back on who the real bulls/fake bulls were later tonight 
It’s not too late for calls. We’ve got a long way to go upward.
Everybody note the hyperdildonic Hulk volume spike at 3:59.59 , designed to make aftermarket keep pumping.
CPI and PPI next two day buckle up more insanity
HAHA BEAR DOWNVOTING GONNA BE THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
Knowing his “instincts” wouldn’t be shocked if he issued 50% tariffs on pharma overnight 
#SPY 700 EOY
Someone is getting hosed tomorrow
Lol trump followed the first rule of facing a bear, ball up and play dead. Caved😂😂😂
Why do bols think we’re going to keep climbing in the morning? Seems unlikely to me.
Cars, Steel and Aluminium still have a tariff of 25%.
Mexico and Canada 25% for goods outside the USMCA.
EU still pushing tariffs imo…
why wouldnt trump just buy 1 trillion worth of 0dte calls, tweet out the pause, and college 36 trillion to pay off the national debt
is he stupid?
I am deliberately trying to lose money so I am shorting the US30 and have set the stop loss to the amount of money I want to lose ($466).
if testla can go up 22%, surely spy can too
I can’t wait for earnings when every company doesn’t have guidance because tariffs and we sell off
This is horrible
TOM LEE ON CNBC : “YES MY DICK IS BIG”
Dude my emojis are big again what the fuck
i am scared to touch both calls and put at the moment 
So wait. He was all big ball Donnie but Gyna made him stfu and go back on his tarrifs? So now he’s looking like a bitch?
Felt like Buffett watching that shit rise for a minute.
Then I remembered I had nothing to do with it.
Ok if china dumps us bonds basically inflation goes up, no rate cut from fed, 10y goes up US debt goes to the moon, dxy goes down ecc ecc.. I cant see anything bullish but somehow market did +10% today.
We had a 12% move on QQQ and there are basically 0 Bols here lmao we’re going higher
Banbet Spy 530 90 days
bears going full conspiracy mode. guess this is the final stage of mental meltdown.
Bers, fries in the bag, two ketchup packets.
Chop chop I don’t have all day.
Spy 650 by July
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/ForceAlive8795 made a bet that SPY would go to 475.0 within **16 hours** when it was 490.559 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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Honestly, I wanted to see 300s SPY
There were some pretty convincing bear theories floating around early this morning. I was smart enough to not listen to them but not dumb enough to inverse.
This admin is fucking retail and non investors so ackman and dimon can vulture on them either pumping or dumping. Disgusting, made money today so not that mad but a rigged market is worth zero.